"You look happy?" -BF "Why wouldn't I be, I've got two guys draped all over me." - GZ

rollingsreliable:

Hey everyone, it’s been too long since you’ve watched this. I don’t care when you last watched it. Unless you’re literally watching it while you read this, it has been too long since you’ve watched it.

germball:

if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation 

sanzusi:

Jimmy Conrad just told my whole department in the office that I’m on tinder

B Y E

bc of this i put a passcode on my phone for the first time ever

zayn: [breathes]
me: NICE
zayn: [walks]
me: AWESOME
zayn: [talks]
me: SPECTACULAR

Tumblring on my phone

Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

*sees Gareth Bale* *screams into a bullhorn* GET A HAIRCUT *throws debris at him*

michael-danger:

"Take Everton’s logo but make it say M’Lady" - jedgarjaribay

michael-danger:

"Take Everton’s logo but make it say M’Lady" - jedgarjaribay

"Dear Non-American Black, when you make the choice to come to America, you become black. Stop arguing. Stop saying I’m Jamaican or I’m Ghanaian. America doesn’t care. So what if you weren’t “black” in your country? You’re in America now. We all have our moments of initiation into the Society of Former Negroes…And admit it—you say “I’m not black” only because you know black is at the bottom of America’s race ladder. And you want none of that. Don’t deny now. What if being black had all the privileges of being white? Would you still say “Don’t call me black, I’m from Trinidad”? I didn’t think so."
Ifemelu from Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (via wheretruthechoes)
 
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